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{44} [22 May 2006|07:06pm]
Do this for me, bitches. Yes, now. :D

Six things you wonder about me:
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Five things you like about me:
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Four things you don't like about me:
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Three of my best features:
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Two words that describe me:
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One question for me:
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{23} [21 Mar 2006|08:38pm]
Okay, I'm even more pissed off now so here goes.
Can I please stress something to EVERYBODY?
If you don't like what I write in my LJ, you don't have to read it.
If you don't want to read what I say, do me and the rest of the world a favour and cut me from your f-list. PLEASE. :]
Sorry that your life is soooo perfect, and that mine fucking sucks. And it DOES. IF my life was brilliant and amazing, I would say so. But it's not, so I don't. Try being me for a day and then maybe you'll see why I say what I say.
Thank you.

EDIT Have just counted. 2 depressing entries in this LJ out of a possible 24! Ooo yes, I'm just WAY too emo.
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backtobedlam > toastsweat. [28 Feb 2006|03:58pm]
FRIENDS ONLY.
COMMENT TO BE ADDED.


Martin: And by the way you left a mess in the kitchen!
Frasier: I had a piece of toast!
Martin: Yeah, and you didn't use a plate like I asked you to, you buttered it on the counter. I know because you left a bunch of crumbs and toast sweat there.
Niles: Toast sweat?
Frasier: Yes, yes, see when you put a piece of hot toast on any surface it tends to leave little droplets of dew behind. Haven't you heard Dad's lecture on the evils of toast sweat? It's the scourge of our times!
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